Saturday, August 08, 2015 7:20 PM
The Rap-Second’s Speech
Punch your punctuation up with crazy words like Vonnegut
Speak from deep within your gut and spit a classic rap right up
Don’t be beggin’ with your cup—kingly, beat your hater’s butt
Manners make you nicely but strength will keep you standin’ up
If you want to win the cup then speak from deep within your gut.
Sing a tale of lore of yore and spin a dream of haloed glamor
Don’t be shy and don’t you stammer—shoot it straight from inmost core
They’re not here to hear a bore—hit’em with that language hammer
If you want to be a jammer don’t bring junk from th’dollar store
When they holler give us more—stay cool, stand above the clamor
Stun’em like a batterin’-rammer—leave’em lying on the floor.